(via floatawayflowers)
me [completely out of touch with my feelings, trying to describe an emotion]: I feel, um, glittery? buzzy. like peeling my skin off
(via intensional)
my favorite response to people asking me “are you a woman?” is “who isn’t?” because it seems like it means something but it absolutely does not
(via swarnpert)
when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
(via hotboyproblems)
your honor i was just being a little silly
(via incoherentgay)
If I got ahold of Joe Biden’s phone I would put he/they in his Twitter bio then turn it off
(via intensional)
i would rather die than market myself on linkedin. it’s the modern day version of a peasant doing a little dance to convince the king to let him live
(via intensional)